Statement glasses- invariably worn by middle age architects trying to look relevant. You actually have no idea what the guy really looks like because if the Statement Glasses are removed, the wearer actually disappears. This, verses guys wearing scarves in unacceptable conditions--before october, with a t-shirt, etc. Just a general bastardization of American male accessories, a lame attempt to emulate European trends. (thanks to K Walker and nephew James.)   CLICK THE LAMER !