A lead from a NY Times article about interior decorators kicks this Lame Off off: "ONE bright morning last week, Celerie Kemble, the 32-year-old decorator and society figure, was girlishly dressed in a silk blouse and creamy jacket made by Lela Rose, a designer of ladylike fashions and Ms. Kemble's dear friend. She was simultaneously talking at high speed, eating a fried egg and hurling squeaky toys at her 2-year-old Jack Russell terrier, Anchovy, from her seat on a claret-colored corduroy sofa." Celerie?? Anchovy?? The only possible rival is the personal shopper, who caters to lame people, and is therefore meta lame.   CLICK THE LAMER !